Kapo Dong

The only thing I've learned in life,
is not to trust grey cats.

They say they're going to borrow your car,
but sell it to shady Southerners.

They say they're going to have a few friends over,
but they cram 301 people into your apartment.

They say that they've kicked their addiction to soap opera,
but are secretly stalking the most prominent daytime actors.

They say that they're going to work,
but they are really gambling your possessions at the track.

They say they're party is costume themed,
but when you show up it's fancy dress.

They say that they're dating a single woman,
but parade around with an endless stream of floozies.

They say they will bring your clothes to the laundromat,
but they sew offensive patches all over them.

They say they will mow the lawn by Sunday,
but instead they pave over it.

They say that sign language comes naturally to them,
but in reality they rob your deaf friends at knifepoint.

They say that they've purchased a mint scented handwash for you,
but they give you a bottle full of melted manure.

They say that they won't hit on your best friend,
but they have been secretly sleeping with her behind your back for years.

They say they will send out your rent check,
but they use the paper to roll homemade cigars.

...if a cat is gray, throw him away.