It's winter out. It is so... very... winter. The cold hit not too long ago. Right after the cold came the snow. And then the snow came again. Where I live doesn't hold heat so well which leads to many cold days for me. Luckily I don't mind bundling up. What I don't like is winter!
It's white and bleak and cold. There's no green! There's no open access to the outdoors because of the snow! My window is always closed because of the cold! I want to punch winter right in it's ancient face. And then give it a quick knee to the crotch to have him reeling over, forcing spring to jump right into action.
Everybody knows winter is evil. It was created by Adolf Hitler's Nazi scientists in 1937 as a means to force Poland into capitulation. His scientists use orphan souls to power a giant drill that destroyed the space/time fabric and created a previously unheard of season. Prior to 1937 autumn led directly to spring, which was also the reason that the Polish were so happy all the time. This angered Hitler, one thing led to another, and the United States dropped an atom bomb on the Empire of Japan.
Just remember, winter is eeeeeeevil.
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